
Valentine's Day is long gone, I know, but this is too unworldly to keep to myself. What lunatic actually thinks that an alien pointing a gun at his love, while robotically chanting "you must be mine" and "obey me," would make any gal swoon. He's gotta be joking, but even so, this is more nightmarish than funny.

Preprinted holiday cards — why can't they be honest for a change?

How could we forget
the piglet who wears her heart in her hair. Yep, our gal was born with a prominent heart-shaped birthmark just before Valentine's Day and we now have video footage of this oinker in action. See Valentine try to outsmart an itch that she just can't scratch, wag her itty bitty tail, and hiccup here and there.

Valentine's Day has been and gone for another year and most people probably missed out on actual roses. But wait, before you panic and drown your sorrows take a look at these earrings from
Urban Outfitters. These large plastic rose earrings are available in red, black, and ivory for just £8 making them the perfect gift to yourself.

Super big hound ears. Super big basset cuteness. Looks like little
Brando got a special snack for V day from
Phasekitty.

We've been having so much fun with our new
fashion faceoff game, and of course our old favorite
celebrity faceoff that we decided to bring you a new one. In honor of Valentine's Day, put your favorite
celebrity couples head to head to find out who is cuter. Do you absolutely love Tom and Katie.

This morning I asked you if you would
eat a Marmite sandwich. Imagine my surprise when just a few hours later I discovered that London-based artist, Jeremy Fattorini, has created a giant sculpture made from it. His sculpture, which is a replica of Rodin's The Kiss, is 7-ft.
What's Your Favorite Sex Scene in a Movie.
DearSugar writes: "I love a good movie, but I love a hot sex scene even more. There's nothing like the perfect song, enhancing mood lighting, and flashes of skin to get a girl turned on — a couple of sexy co-stars doesn't hurt either.

Coleen McLoughlin has been busy preparing for her Valentine's evening with fiance Wayne Rooney. She was snapped this afternoon leaving a salon in Liverpool with her hair looking great. (as always.) She's wearing a classic
Burberry Mac and carrying a metallic Hermes Birkin.